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June 4, 2026·1:09:45

Why Solana needs its own hardware wallet | Pirates Parley E18

Bill Papas spent two and a half years and four Colosseum hackathons building a hardware wallet that only does Solana. He joins Steve to talk through the device, the clear signing problem, and why he refused to launch a token. Bill came to crypto from a PhD in computational fluid dynamics PhD, ran candy machine bots through the NFT era, and then built Unruggable with Adam. His argument is simple. Solana has the most users of any chain, and every other hardware wallet still treats it as a side feature. In this episode:

Why a Solana-only wallet beats a thousand-chain one FTX scar and why self-custody drove the project one button, no screen, no battery, $69, and no token The clear signing problem and why Ledger is slow to ship it for Solana Unruggable unboxing: billet aluminium machined in Kansas One Rust app across Mac, Windows, Linux, iPhone, Android and Seeker, with zero telemetry Swaps through Jupiter, DFlow and Titan with no fees, plus Triton's Yellowstone TPU sender and Jito Open source down to the PCB schematics, and air gapping against AI-driven attacks

Unruggable: https://unruggable.io

Triton: ⁠https://triton.one/

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